What’s up, everyone! If just a few hours ago you felt your blood pressure drop, your breath drop, and a vibe worse than a hangover from watered-down mezcal permeating the air, you weren’t hallucinating. It was the collective shock, the simultaneous, stifled scream of millions of fans of heartbroken music who received the same digital stab in the back.
There it was, blinking with that urgent red “Latest News” headline that sends us all into such panic. The text was censored to outsmart the algorithm, but we all understood it at first: “Breaking News: Yeison Jiménez says goodbye after losing the v1d4 in…See more” .
Holy shit! That damn “…See more”! Those three dots from the Devil himself! In that instant, time stopped. Where did he lose it? In a car accident after a cockfight? In a robbery gone wrong in some rough neighborhood? What happened to our “Adventurer”?
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