Three Convicts and Their Unexpected Prison Gear
Three convicts were being transported to prison and each was allowed to bring one item to pass the time. On the bus, one turned to the second and asked, “So, what did you bring?”
The second convict pulled out a box of paints. “I’m going to paint anything I can,” he said with a grin. “I’m aiming to be the Grandma Moses of Jail.” Then he asked the first convict, “What about you?”
The first convict smiled and held up a deck of cards. “Cards. I can play poker, solitaire, gin—any game you can think of.”
The third convict, quietly observing, grinned. The others noticed and asked, “Why the smug look? What did you bring?”
He casually pulled out a box of tampons. Confused, the others asked, “What are you going to do with those?”
He pointed to the box and said, “Well, according to this, I can go horseback riding, swimming, roller-skating…”
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